The Bidding War

The Clumpany

Good Morning.

In a fictional PR agency somewhere in Scotland…

PR Person:“OK lads, I have got a completely [*cough cough cough cough cough*] true story about a team from the planet Fooldyu wanting to buy a footballer for more than £2m. Who wants it?”

Press Pack: [Loudly and frantically]: “Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!”

PR Person:“I need this story placed quickly to cheer up the fans and to drum up some interest in the team’s players before the transfer window closes. Who can do that for me?”

Press Pack: [In a complete frenzy, jostling to get to the front]: “Me! Me! Me! Pick me! Pick me! Pick MEEEEEEEEE!”

PR Person:“Who’s got the best angle on this story for me?”

Journo 1:“I can say that Fooldyu FC want to pay £2.5m but the club are playing hardball as they want to push for silverware!”

PR Person:“Not…

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