Shocking new survey – Conservatives have biggest cocks in House of Commons

Pride's Purge

(satire?)

According to an exclusive new survey conducted by Pride’s Purge, we can reveal that the Conservatives have the biggest cocks in the House of Commons, including the Prime Minister David Cameron, the Chancellor George Osborne and the Education Secretary Michael Gove.

We can also exclusively disclose that the results of our detailed research show the Conservatives to be home to the largest tits in Parliament – with Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt and Home Secretary Theresa May as prime examples of a particularly large pair.

However, Liberal Democrats can claim to have the largest arseholes in Parliament – with the party containing such prominent leading bungholes as Nick Clegg and Danny Alexander.

A spokesperson for Pride’s Purge rejected criticism the research was poorly conducted and immature:

This is vital information which could affect the way voters cast their votes at the next election.

For example, if the electorate would prefer…

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